Saturday, January 14, 2006

 

Headlines : Welfare head , nuT Declares war on maplers

zzz kind of a crap day today.

In one sentence, DBMS -> VB -> Queensway shoppin complex -> Home -> GM -> Jurong point.
Coughed and am still coughing my lungs out. What the hell is going on. 2 months after i entered SP i coughed like i had smoked for 10 years. Now after 3 sems its like ive smoked for 100 years.

Today, GM ended early, only 30 mins. Then went to JP to eat dinner then go pasar malam.
Felt sick ( really sick ) and tired ( lack of sleep)... Came home and wow for a while, while coughing my lungs out. Then came home after that at 1030pm.

Im actually wondering what to do. hmm. I cant possibly remain dead to people but i dont have any solutions. Due to the fact that i dont know whats the problem. Delicate situation. On a scale of up to 10, i would rate this 10 being extremely delicate. hmm Id have to be careful but where do i start? Good question.

Anyhow, On Friday the 13th January 2005, Welfare head, nuT declared war on maplers. A statement is has been released on why war.

"Today, i declare war on maplism not as a whole but to certain groups of maplers under maplism. There are many groups of maplers and today in this brief statement, i would go though the 4 main groups of maplers.

1) Hot air balloon
This kind of mapler is what i want to annihilate. All the person does is talk hot air and shows off but when in game, the person is merely a low level player. These kind of gamers should be shot and killed all together

2) Extremist
This kind of mapler is a boon to society. Having seen a close friend of mine who is an maple extremist, it is a really sad and sorry sight. These kind of maplers are those who maple when they have the chance and maple for long periods of time. They throw away everything, studies , career etc etc all for a stupid 2D game. They also may not have a sense of time anymore and tends to either be late or altogether not turn up at all for any event. Maple is their life and they have no idea what the term "Self-Control" is and therefore should be re-educated. If that fails, they should be eliminated. There isnt a point in wasting precious human resources for these mindless zombies anymore, when we all know we cannot depend on them anymore.

3) Passing time
This kind of mapler is like the first stage of eggs. Say different kinds of eggs are mixed in a basket. At this present moment, we have no idea if they would be a Extremist or a casual gamer who plays just to pass time. We should terminate the root of the problem and things would be easier. However i will not be declaring war on this group but monitoring them closely and prune the weeds one by one. We cannot remove an entire plot of flowers just for a few weeds

4) F.O.M (Friends of Maplers)
This kind of mapler plays maple for the sake of their peers. They are simply there to have a simple chat or play with their friends. They usually wont be addicted as the extremist would be and thus wouldnt pose much of a problem. This group is the lowest and most safe group of maplers and a limited but sufficient amount of resources would be present the ensure that the group would not get out of hand.

These 4 groups are the main group of maplers in maple. I will be declaring war on them and will take action when deemed necessary. Currently we are going through tests to confirm if the Extremist group are contagious and even as we speak, the Exremist are under 'house arrest'. When i say house arrest, i dont mean that we send the militiary or police over to guard them as we already know, the chances of them going out are Zero to None and you get my point."

This has been a brief statement by the Welfare Head, nuT on the War against Maplism

Logging
14th January 2006 2:10am

-Shot and left for dead in your mind, but im alive in my own world. Will the worlds collide again? If so id have one more friend again. Else im still one friend down.-

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